2 Reasons Why I Just Might Be An Idiot

1) I told a boy that I couldn't go out with him on Sunday because I had to unclog my drains...

2) I didn't know you had to request an absentee ballot...and so I requested mine to late.

Yeah...I could probably think of more reasons but I try and forget all the stupid things I've done in my life. Those are the ones that keep gnawing at me.