A Little Bit Crazy Perhaps?

I'm starting to go a little bit insane just because I can't really find anything or make anything work. I love the snow and the fact the school was cancelled two days in a row. It made my life...which I should probably get a new one of... Don't worry this isn't an emo post. Those are lame because ranting on the internet is lame. I'm just saying that I'm going crazy. I'm sure I'll find my sanity soon. Just give me a while. At least my fingernails aren't painted black anymore... which I'm not sure what that has to do with anything. Just work with me people.

I need to do my laundry
I need to study for my test
I need to study math
I need to find my keys
I need to play in the snow
I need to go to class
I need to see my best friend

I made a list like Angela. That didn't help my sanity but at least you know what I need to get done. Ok so maybe I don't need anything I just want.... except for the whole studying and going to class thing, that is necessary. No excuses. The only reason why I skipped math class today was because I forgot I had to print my paper. So by the time I got it printed it was 10:10 and there was no point in going. My printer wouldn't print which is what made me go a little insane. I'll get it fixed.

I didn't really want to get up this morning. But my good friend Kayla woke me up and played happy music for me. It made it a little more bearable...

I keep seeing our new friend Wolfman in the halls. He avoids eye contact with me. The story is not important. What's important is that he knows the name we call him and we know the name everyone else calls him.

If it snows again tonight I will be extremely happy and I will eventually get over the fact that it probably won't melt until June. (That was exagerating but you got my point)

I'm going to go to class now. I don't really want to be a bad kid today.

He Fell Asleep?!

Today my math professor fell asleep in class while we were taking a quiz (which I'm not so sure I did that well on). We could have all cheated and then he would have been screwed. But since we are college students and so much more mature then that we didn't. That's my story.

The Converstations That Go On When The Roommates Don't Know I Am Writing About Them

Looks like I win again. I know have the latest blog! HAHAHAHAHA suckers!!!!

I wish I had a really good story to tell...but I don't. At the moment I am currently listening to the dull sound of Angela, followed by a pleasant sound which I think that is Kayla, followed by immense giggling. Occasionally Megan says something intelligent and Kenny says something clever. Oh the joys of having roommates. If only they would include me in the conversation...

They are talking about Vodka now. Angela likes to pretend she knows about vodka and beer. But Kayla shows her up. I would input my knowledge about vodka but that would blow my cover of being innocent so I just pretend I don't know what vodka is. "Oh an apple martini? Never heard of it. Can they put mint into a martini??. Rum and coke? Why would you want to mix drugs and alcohol together?!." Oh if only they knew what I knew...

Megan told me that bears sleep through the winter and then are awake the rest of the year. I believed her because when I started to doubt her she acted as though I was stupid. So now I am never going to live down the fact that I thought bears are awake the rest of the year. Boy I feel stupid.

Angela spilled water on the floor and wouldn't clean it up. Kenny stepped in it and that made us laugh. Oh Angela, sometimes we wonder why we keep you around. Oh yeah! You make our beds.

Kayla helped me with my math homework today! She almost made me cry but at least I understand math now. Sometimes things have to get worse before they get better.

I wrote another song! It's called Jared's song. Jared is my other roommate. He sleeps on my floor. He was being a butthead one day so I threatened him with a mean song. He didn't stop so I wrote a mean song. Someday I'll record it....

Oh my goodness!!! I totally saw transvestite for the first time ever!!!! ( Side note: Megan and Kenny are pretty much making out right in front of me....) Kayla and I were walking back from dance and she whispered to me that he/she was walking right in front of us. I looked up and I saw it!!!! Oh my goodness!! It was pretty much the craziest thing I have ever seen.

Angela and Kayla left to go do dishes. I was wondering why it was so quiet. Oh wait I think I hear them coming....yep I was right.

I think this blog wins the most awesomist blog award! And so my poor roommates can be jealous of me because I am just better writer then they will ever be.

I think I should go take a shower now. I have to study for math some more in the morning. And I just don't want to have to wake up early. Kayla is debating whether or not she wants to wake up early. I'm going to bet that she's going to choose to sleep in just like me!

Oh my goodness!! I completely forgot! I'm sure you all know that heath ledger died. The funny thing is all this time I thought his name was Keith Ledger... Shows how much I pay attention to Hollywood actors...

And off to the shower...

It Seems My Keys Must Be Missing...

Dear Jesus please,
Help me find my keys....

I now have the latest blog.

Why You Probably Shouldn't Skip Class

Because you will get an STD and you will die....

Have you ever noticed that while sitting in class and once the clock reaches the half hour point time seems to go much slower! Seriously, I was sitting in Sociology and I look up and the clock which says 11:25. And I thought "wow! even though I am definitely not enjoying myself time is going by very quickly." Except the problem was I spoke to soon. Because then to my disappointment I look up, expecting it to say something like 11:40 or 11:45. But no, it says 11:31. And after that time just crawled. I look up again it says 11:33, and then again 11:35, and once more 11:37. I just kept expecting it to go by much faster. It happened again in my English class. Once the clock hit 12:30. Time just crawled by. And so my conclusion came to this. Even though you skip a class the day will always seem to go so much slower. So don't skip class....Kayla....

And so that is my story for the day. I realize these just keep getting shorter. And I do apologize for that. But hopefully if we're friends you'll accept me for who I am. And if we're not friends I don't really know why you are reading this and that kinda creeps me out.

Pulling a resume from where?!?!

I'm trying to get into the habit of doing this again. Mainly for my roommate's sake. But anyways...

I figured out how my math professor got chalk on the bottom of his pants! He sits on the table and ties his shoe, which then gets chalk on the bottom. What he doesn't know is that there is also chalk smears on the desk so when he sits down on it chalk gets all over the back of him...poor guy. He seems so helpless.

Funny story:
Today in English class I over heard a conversation. It went something like this...
Girl #1: Hey are you coming over tonight? Jerry wants us to hang out with him
Girl #2: Sounds like fun but I can't. I have to pull a resume out of my ass. [She pronounced ass like auss.]

My thoughts. "Well that's interesting. I wonder how she is going to do that?" But I can understand why she can't hang out. That will probably take all night and probably be a bit painful. What if she got a paper cut? Man, I wish coming up with a resume was that easy. Good luck to her having to clean it off. Actually now that I think about it, that's kinda gross...

That's my story for the day. I need a nap...

The Math Teacher

I keep getting in trouble for not updating. But I just don't have any motivation...

Back in school and classes have begun once again. Whoop de fricken do....

I'm just going to put it out there, my math teacher is kinda a nerd. And when I say kinda I mean a lot. He's got the high water pants going on. Here's the thing. He gets chalk dust all over his fingers and then he pull up his pants and gets it all over his pants. I feel embarrassed for him. Today he got it on the bottom of his pants near his shoes. How on earth did he do that? I have no idea... He has these sleepy eyes that are hidden behind his thick glasses and he just stares at us waiting for an answer to a problem. I keep expecting him to fall asleep right then and there. But he never does.... And so I am forced to sit and learn math.

So I just decided that I don't want to write anymore.... THE END

Christmas toys

So I was cleaning and doing "important" stuff. But this seemed more important. I made a video or a little Heart and Soul Remix with my new toy. Check it out.

So not much has been going on around here. I had a pretty quiet New Year's. Hung out with Connie and Kayla. My entire family had plans except for me! So I called Connie desperately looking for someone to hang out with. She invited me to Kayla's with her and it was fun.

So I just stopped writing for a while to take a bath that was exciting because I was super cold! Well I think I;m done writing for now. But soon I will put up a little thing I like to call Auld Lang Synge Remix to welcome in the new year. :)