A Blog With A Moral

It's Megan and Carmen in the room today. Megan quietly sits at her computer uploading pictures I'm assuming. While I (Carmen) sit quietly on my bed trying to come up with lyrics so I can finally finish my song. Trying desperately to think of something clever and witty to write I find myself remembering that I have homework that is waiting patiently in my backpack to get finished. And so this blog will have to wait, because as we all know homework comes first in this world. Except I'm finding myself feeling a bit ill at the moment. And so I glance up and there I see a little bottle of airborne. And so I leave you all for airborne. It's a sad, sad world we live in, when I (Carmen) have to leave just to go get something that probably won't make me feel better anyway. But it's the thought that counts, as we all know. Except for we all know that it's really not the thought that counts, because if someone gives you a horrible ugly sweater the first thing you are going to think is "what did I do to deserve this horribly ugly sweater." And so you're not thinking it was a nice thought, you're racking your brain on why your friend hates you that much to do something like that to you. And that ends to an argument, which probably ends the friendship. And so my friends the moral of this blog is...
It's a bright sunny day. Enjoy it while you can!

Who Wants To Be An Idiot?!?!

Assuming that everyone who reads this is an idiot, here is a little game to play.

http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

It's fun and don't feel ashamed if it takes you hours on end. You're really not an idiot in my eyes. =)

A Little Math 115 Logic

I wanted to write something because Megan politely let me know that it's been awhile. But then it occurred to my that I have nothing interesting to write. Everyone is watching a movie so I have no one interesting to talk to. Kayla is sleeping in front of me... she has the right idea.

Oh here's a story. Kayla and I were studying in the library yesterday. I came to the conclusion that I no longer wanted to work on my Sociology essay but instead work on some of my math logic on the chalkboard. Which I left up on the chalkboard for everyone to read. So this is the logic I came to...

Megan only sleeps with Carl (Carl being her stuffed animal, but the people in the library don't know that. As far as they are concerned Carl is someone Megan sleeps with).
Carl is missing.
Therefore, Megan does not sleep.

Kayla fills in when Carl is missing.
Carl is missing.
Therefore, Kayla sleeps with Megan.

Anyone who finds Carl is Megan's hero.
Carmen found Carl.
Therefore, Carmen is Megan's hero.

Megan only sleeps with Carl.
Kayla is not Carl.
Therefore Kayla is kicked out of the bed

Carmen has a nice heart
Kayla has no bed
Therefore, Carmen shares her bed with Kayla.

The End

This One's For Kayla

Want to know what I did all weekend?

Listened to Kayla talk about how sore she is
Watched Kayla try and sit down because she was so sore
Watch Kayla try and pick something up because she was so sore
Listened to all the things Kayla did that made her so sore
Listened and politely understood why Kayla decided not to go iceskating because she was so sore

And now Kayla is working out again ready to make herself sore again. So want to know what I'll be doing the rest of the week? Listening to Kayla talk about how sore she is. And now she just returned and is talking about all the stuff she did working out. And of course she is talking about how sore she is. I can predict these things.

But it's ok because I love Kayla...always and forever!

Haha! To bad Kayla doesn't know I am writing about her. She's making quite a bit of noise while getting ready for her shower, and off she goes to take her shower. I'm going to guess she'll be back in the next 45 minutes.

Yes dear Kayla, what would I do with out you to constantly remind me why I decided not to take Group Excersise. Thank you my dear friend and roommate.

British Children Are Adorable!

Oh my goodness! I am going to move to Britain to marry a British guy just so I can have a British child who will talk like this. This is so adorable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU6pb7XJ4P8

That's all. =)

More Intelligent Sayings, And I Mean Intelligent

More intelligent conversations and quotes from us college kids!

Joel: Carmen you need to shut up
Camen: But Joel I didn't say anything
Joel: Well now you did which is why you need to shut up

"I thought I heard myself say something..." ~Carmen

Kayla: Can we bring the air mattress for Rachel?
Carmen: Why? She has carpet.

Carmen: Angela I don't know why you cut the bag on the side, do you know how difficult it is to get your hands in here?
Anglea: Let me just the bag for you Miss Delicate Hands
Carmen: Thank you Miss Man Hands

Shane: You have a quote book?
Carmen: Yes
Shane: That's gay. Put that in it
Carmen: Ok.

"If I was a girl..." ~Kayla McAllister

Angela: This tastes funny. It kinda tastes like a rock.
Shane: If this is what a rock tastes like I'd eat them more often!

[To Kayla] "You can make out anytime in my bed as long as it's with me." ~Megan Hopp

"Stuey you made me gay" ~Joel Chiswell

"I've been trying to catch up on sleep so I haven't been sleeping"~Kayla McAllister

"If weed was legal I'd totally do it. It looks like fun." ~Angela Noteboom

Carmen: Oh Megan! I'm so glad we're friends!
Megan: Me too. Otherwise we would be enemies.

Angela: The coffee shop is probably open in the library
Carmen: Well it probably closes at a certain time

Angela: This guy at my church smokes chew
Carmen: Really Angela? He SMOKES chew?
Angela: ok...

Shane: I play basketball like I play girls
Kenny: Not very good?
Jared: Awkward?

Carmen: Angela how come we aren't having a dance party?
Angela: Because my email isn't working
Carmen: oh...ok...

"I would catch a hawk and I would name him Ecthelion!" ~Ryee Cline

I'm so glad I have smart friends! =)

Our View Of The Roommates

Angela and I had a little fun this Friday night! We decided to mimic our other two roommates as we see them. This is rad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bchlOtw7rJ4

Oh P.S. Wolfman walked passed our door and howled at us!!!!!!

Late Conversations In The Bathroom

Funny conversation between Carmen and Angela.

*While talking in the bathroom Carmen steps in a puddle of water*

Carmen: Ugh! Angela why did you have to give me the sink with the puddle of water in the most inconveinient spont?!
Angela: Hahaha! It's because I love you Carmy!
Carmen: Wet socks are the worst feeling in the world, that and sticky hands!!
Angela: And being raped
Carmen: did you really just compare wet socks and sticky hands to rape?!
Angela: Haha! Yes I did

*Laughter procedes for the next 5 minutes*

Bible Study Thoughts

Serious blog today floks. Sorry but this was good and I wanted to share it with you all! So consider yourself very special that I would share this with you. =)

So I was at bible study last night and someone mentioned this quote by Martin Luther King:

"Love God, do what you want"

Interesting thought. So does that mean I can love God and then do whatever I want even if it's not pleasing to God? Well no. And here is what we came up with. If you love God then you will want to do what he wants you to do, and not what the world wants you to do.

Another thing that was mentioned was don't put off getting right with God. 1st of all you don't know when you are going to die so that's one reason why you shouldn't put if off. Another reason is because the further you go down the wrong path and keep postponing getting right with God, the darker your heart gets and it's less likely you will turn around. So don't put off getting right with him, because he wants your heart now.

So that's all I have to say. Keep your hearts pure from sin and stay on the path of righteousness. And when you feel conviction respond to God and confess your sins with humility and repentence.

How Smart We Really Are.

Intelligent conversations of the year!

Kayla: Why is that girl such and idiot?!
Megan: Because she's retarded

Carmen: I wonder if Alleyway is open....
Angela: Well...it's either open or it's closed
Carmen: ...thank you Angela

Angela: I wanna do my face
Megan: You wanna do your face?! That's perverted...

Angela: Mother what?!
Carmen: Mother F'er! Oh snap!

Carmen: Kayla do you even know the definition of a whore?
Kayla: You.

Angela: Well I'm just going to kill myself
Kayla: Well that would be stupid

Carmen: Oooohh we have the baseball players!
Angela: No I think they are football players. See the-
Carmen: pretty sure that's a baseball
Angela: no see how they're throwing
Carmen: Oh...I don't want to talk about it

Kayla: Uhh... I don't really want to get gang raped tonight
Angela: Uh?
Kayla: Just pee your pants
Angela: Ok! Hahaha!
Rachel: My dad told me to scream like a maniac, he even demostrated for me

Carmen: 4 times 4 is 64...right?
Angela: No, it's 16
Kristin: *laughing as though we are stupid* 4 times 4 is NOT 16
*Calculator clicking laughter proceeding*

Ryee: Joel is a pretty good looking guy right?
Stuey: Yeah, I would do him
Kristin: Stuey, don't ever say that again
Stuey: You weren't suppose to hear that...
Carmen: I'm writing this down!

We are such intelligent college students....

Procrastination Always Wins

I need to write a blog. I don't need to I guess I want to because there is this things called homework that I'm desperatly trying to avoid. Perhaps if I didn't wait until the last day to do it I wouldn't be in this situation. I seem to get myself into these situations a lot.

Well there's not much to say. Angela, Kayla, and Megan are all their computers pretending to do something important. No one is talking. All you can hear is the typing of keys....and our broken heater.

Ok so most recent news! I found my new eagle card that I lost! Well Angela stole it and decided that since I was starting to go insane she would give it back to me. Now if only Angela would give me back my keys...

I don't bite my nails anymore. It was a lame habit that no one should ever have. But now it's harder to type because they keep getting in the way. But I refuse to cut them because I've spent 19 years of my life with out nails and I will not go back to that horrbile life style I once lived.

The girls and I are trying to think of what we could give up for lent. So I'm open for suggestions! Oh! I have it. I'll give up being a whore. Just read Megan's blog.
http://www.mmhopp.blogspot.com/

Oh, so I saw the movie Cloverfield last night. I know that once I say this I might get ranted on but I must say this to save everyone else. It was the worst movie I have ever seen. I couldn't even watch it. I had to close my eyes for most of it because the camera wouldn't stay still and it was making me sick. And the people were just being stupid. I mean if a monster is coming towards you, the smart thing to do would be run away, not go towards it. And there wasn't even a great epic ending. It was lame. End of story.

Ok I have procrastinated long enough. Time to do my homework...?

He's Not The Brightest

So school is will continue like usual on Monday. We had two days this week because of the snow. It was amazing!

I've come to my conclusion that my math professor is kinda an airhead and doesn't really know how to teach math or what math is. He starts the class off by asking if there is any questions and then when we have a question he tells us to do it ourselves. He sometimes forgets what he is saying in the middle of a sentence, and sometimes rambles off on tangents like how he had to climb a bunch of stairs just to get to the basement. I seem to keep getting very unlucky with these math professors.

I got to see my best friend yesterday. Her name is Rachel in case you were wondering. It made my day.

Well that's all. I'll write more when I can find something that is isane to write about like the one time I say a transvestite! That was insane! But I can't write about that because I already did. See my situation. Well us girl roommates are going to go take care of one of our sick roommates like good roommates do!

Kayla brought me coffee this morning. This is why she is my favorite. But Angela helped me dig out me car. Which makes her also my favorite. And Megan? Well she keeps our room occupied which makes her my other favorite.