More Intelligent Sayings, And I Mean Intelligent

More intelligent conversations and quotes from us college kids!

Joel: Carmen you need to shut up
Camen: But Joel I didn't say anything
Joel: Well now you did which is why you need to shut up

"I thought I heard myself say something..." ~Carmen

Kayla: Can we bring the air mattress for Rachel?
Carmen: Why? She has carpet.

Carmen: Angela I don't know why you cut the bag on the side, do you know how difficult it is to get your hands in here?
Anglea: Let me just the bag for you Miss Delicate Hands
Carmen: Thank you Miss Man Hands

Shane: You have a quote book?
Carmen: Yes
Shane: That's gay. Put that in it
Carmen: Ok.

"If I was a girl..." ~Kayla McAllister

Angela: This tastes funny. It kinda tastes like a rock.
Shane: If this is what a rock tastes like I'd eat them more often!

[To Kayla] "You can make out anytime in my bed as long as it's with me." ~Megan Hopp

"Stuey you made me gay" ~Joel Chiswell

"I've been trying to catch up on sleep so I haven't been sleeping"~Kayla McAllister

"If weed was legal I'd totally do it. It looks like fun." ~Angela Noteboom

Carmen: Oh Megan! I'm so glad we're friends!
Megan: Me too. Otherwise we would be enemies.

Angela: The coffee shop is probably open in the library
Carmen: Well it probably closes at a certain time

Angela: This guy at my church smokes chew
Carmen: Really Angela? He SMOKES chew?
Angela: ok...

Shane: I play basketball like I play girls
Kenny: Not very good?
Jared: Awkward?

Carmen: Angela how come we aren't having a dance party?
Angela: Because my email isn't working
Carmen: oh...ok...

"I would catch a hawk and I would name him Ecthelion!" ~Ryee Cline

I'm so glad I have smart friends! =)

Our View Of The Roommates

Angela and I had a little fun this Friday night! We decided to mimic our other two roommates as we see them. This is rad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bchlOtw7rJ4

Oh P.S. Wolfman walked passed our door and howled at us!!!!!!

Late Conversations In The Bathroom

Funny conversation between Carmen and Angela.

*While talking in the bathroom Carmen steps in a puddle of water*

Carmen: Ugh! Angela why did you have to give me the sink with the puddle of water in the most inconveinient spont?!
Angela: Hahaha! It's because I love you Carmy!
Carmen: Wet socks are the worst feeling in the world, that and sticky hands!!
Angela: And being raped
Carmen: did you really just compare wet socks and sticky hands to rape?!
Angela: Haha! Yes I did

*Laughter procedes for the next 5 minutes*

Bible Study Thoughts

Serious blog today floks. Sorry but this was good and I wanted to share it with you all! So consider yourself very special that I would share this with you. =)

So I was at bible study last night and someone mentioned this quote by Martin Luther King:

"Love God, do what you want"

Interesting thought. So does that mean I can love God and then do whatever I want even if it's not pleasing to God? Well no. And here is what we came up with. If you love God then you will want to do what he wants you to do, and not what the world wants you to do.

Another thing that was mentioned was don't put off getting right with God. 1st of all you don't know when you are going to die so that's one reason why you shouldn't put if off. Another reason is because the further you go down the wrong path and keep postponing getting right with God, the darker your heart gets and it's less likely you will turn around. So don't put off getting right with him, because he wants your heart now.

So that's all I have to say. Keep your hearts pure from sin and stay on the path of righteousness. And when you feel conviction respond to God and confess your sins with humility and repentence.

How Smart We Really Are.

Intelligent conversations of the year!

Kayla: Why is that girl such and idiot?!
Megan: Because she's retarded

Carmen: I wonder if Alleyway is open....
Angela: Well...it's either open or it's closed
Carmen: ...thank you Angela

Angela: I wanna do my face
Megan: You wanna do your face?! That's perverted...

Angela: Mother what?!
Carmen: Mother F'er! Oh snap!

Carmen: Kayla do you even know the definition of a whore?
Kayla: You.

Angela: Well I'm just going to kill myself
Kayla: Well that would be stupid

Carmen: Oooohh we have the baseball players!
Angela: No I think they are football players. See the-
Carmen: pretty sure that's a baseball
Angela: no see how they're throwing
Carmen: Oh...I don't want to talk about it

Kayla: Uhh... I don't really want to get gang raped tonight
Angela: Uh?
Kayla: Just pee your pants
Angela: Ok! Hahaha!
Rachel: My dad told me to scream like a maniac, he even demostrated for me

Carmen: 4 times 4 is 64...right?
Angela: No, it's 16
Kristin: *laughing as though we are stupid* 4 times 4 is NOT 16
*Calculator clicking laughter proceeding*

Ryee: Joel is a pretty good looking guy right?
Stuey: Yeah, I would do him
Kristin: Stuey, don't ever say that again
Stuey: You weren't suppose to hear that...
Carmen: I'm writing this down!

We are such intelligent college students....

Procrastination Always Wins

I need to write a blog. I don't need to I guess I want to because there is this things called homework that I'm desperatly trying to avoid. Perhaps if I didn't wait until the last day to do it I wouldn't be in this situation. I seem to get myself into these situations a lot.

Well there's not much to say. Angela, Kayla, and Megan are all their computers pretending to do something important. No one is talking. All you can hear is the typing of keys....and our broken heater.

Ok so most recent news! I found my new eagle card that I lost! Well Angela stole it and decided that since I was starting to go insane she would give it back to me. Now if only Angela would give me back my keys...

I don't bite my nails anymore. It was a lame habit that no one should ever have. But now it's harder to type because they keep getting in the way. But I refuse to cut them because I've spent 19 years of my life with out nails and I will not go back to that horrbile life style I once lived.

The girls and I are trying to think of what we could give up for lent. So I'm open for suggestions! Oh! I have it. I'll give up being a whore. Just read Megan's blog.
http://www.mmhopp.blogspot.com/

Oh, so I saw the movie Cloverfield last night. I know that once I say this I might get ranted on but I must say this to save everyone else. It was the worst movie I have ever seen. I couldn't even watch it. I had to close my eyes for most of it because the camera wouldn't stay still and it was making me sick. And the people were just being stupid. I mean if a monster is coming towards you, the smart thing to do would be run away, not go towards it. And there wasn't even a great epic ending. It was lame. End of story.

Ok I have procrastinated long enough. Time to do my homework...?

He's Not The Brightest

So school is will continue like usual on Monday. We had two days this week because of the snow. It was amazing!

I've come to my conclusion that my math professor is kinda an airhead and doesn't really know how to teach math or what math is. He starts the class off by asking if there is any questions and then when we have a question he tells us to do it ourselves. He sometimes forgets what he is saying in the middle of a sentence, and sometimes rambles off on tangents like how he had to climb a bunch of stairs just to get to the basement. I seem to keep getting very unlucky with these math professors.

I got to see my best friend yesterday. Her name is Rachel in case you were wondering. It made my day.

Well that's all. I'll write more when I can find something that is isane to write about like the one time I say a transvestite! That was insane! But I can't write about that because I already did. See my situation. Well us girl roommates are going to go take care of one of our sick roommates like good roommates do!

Kayla brought me coffee this morning. This is why she is my favorite. But Angela helped me dig out me car. Which makes her also my favorite. And Megan? Well she keeps our room occupied which makes her my other favorite.