3 Roommates 3 Songs

3 Songs By Carmen Landon

Song #1-Tune to "Jesus Loves Me"

Angela is sick this I know

Cause she constantly reminds me so

Sniffing and coughing she does all day

And it's my fault she will say

Yes Angela is sick

Yes Angela is sick

Yes Angela is sick

She constantly reminds me so

Song #2- Tune to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", "The Alphebet song", & "Baa Baa Black Sheep"

Kayla, Kayla is so cute

Kayla, Kayla never mute

There she sits on her bed

There she rests her pretty head

Kayla Kayla read your book

Kayla Kayls don't give me that look.

Song #3- Tune to "Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone"

Oh where oh where has Megan gone?

Oh where oh where can she be?

With her fingers so short and her hair so long

Oh where oh where can she be?

A Blog With A Moral

It's Megan and Carmen in the room today. Megan quietly sits at her computer uploading pictures I'm assuming. While I (Carmen) sit quietly on my bed trying to come up with lyrics so I can finally finish my song. Trying desperately to think of something clever and witty to write I find myself remembering that I have homework that is waiting patiently in my backpack to get finished. And so this blog will have to wait, because as we all know homework comes first in this world. Except I'm finding myself feeling a bit ill at the moment. And so I glance up and there I see a little bottle of airborne. And so I leave you all for airborne. It's a sad, sad world we live in, when I (Carmen) have to leave just to go get something that probably won't make me feel better anyway. But it's the thought that counts, as we all know. Except for we all know that it's really not the thought that counts, because if someone gives you a horrible ugly sweater the first thing you are going to think is "what did I do to deserve this horribly ugly sweater." And so you're not thinking it was a nice thought, you're racking your brain on why your friend hates you that much to do something like that to you. And that ends to an argument, which probably ends the friendship. And so my friends the moral of this blog is...
It's a bright sunny day. Enjoy it while you can!

Who Wants To Be An Idiot?!?!

Assuming that everyone who reads this is an idiot, here is a little game to play.

http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

It's fun and don't feel ashamed if it takes you hours on end. You're really not an idiot in my eyes. =)

A Little Math 115 Logic

I wanted to write something because Megan politely let me know that it's been awhile. But then it occurred to my that I have nothing interesting to write. Everyone is watching a movie so I have no one interesting to talk to. Kayla is sleeping in front of me... she has the right idea.

Oh here's a story. Kayla and I were studying in the library yesterday. I came to the conclusion that I no longer wanted to work on my Sociology essay but instead work on some of my math logic on the chalkboard. Which I left up on the chalkboard for everyone to read. So this is the logic I came to...

Megan only sleeps with Carl (Carl being her stuffed animal, but the people in the library don't know that. As far as they are concerned Carl is someone Megan sleeps with).
Carl is missing.
Therefore, Megan does not sleep.

Kayla fills in when Carl is missing.
Carl is missing.
Therefore, Kayla sleeps with Megan.

Anyone who finds Carl is Megan's hero.
Carmen found Carl.
Therefore, Carmen is Megan's hero.

Megan only sleeps with Carl.
Kayla is not Carl.
Therefore Kayla is kicked out of the bed

Carmen has a nice heart
Kayla has no bed
Therefore, Carmen shares her bed with Kayla.

The End

This One's For Kayla

Want to know what I did all weekend?

Listened to Kayla talk about how sore she is
Watched Kayla try and sit down because she was so sore
Watch Kayla try and pick something up because she was so sore
Listened to all the things Kayla did that made her so sore
Listened and politely understood why Kayla decided not to go iceskating because she was so sore

And now Kayla is working out again ready to make herself sore again. So want to know what I'll be doing the rest of the week? Listening to Kayla talk about how sore she is. And now she just returned and is talking about all the stuff she did working out. And of course she is talking about how sore she is. I can predict these things.

But it's ok because I love Kayla...always and forever!

Haha! To bad Kayla doesn't know I am writing about her. She's making quite a bit of noise while getting ready for her shower, and off she goes to take her shower. I'm going to guess she'll be back in the next 45 minutes.

Yes dear Kayla, what would I do with out you to constantly remind me why I decided not to take Group Excersise. Thank you my dear friend and roommate.

British Children Are Adorable!

Oh my goodness! I am going to move to Britain to marry a British guy just so I can have a British child who will talk like this. This is so adorable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU6pb7XJ4P8

That's all. =)

More Intelligent Sayings, And I Mean Intelligent

More intelligent conversations and quotes from us college kids!

Joel: Carmen you need to shut up
Camen: But Joel I didn't say anything
Joel: Well now you did which is why you need to shut up

"I thought I heard myself say something..." ~Carmen

Kayla: Can we bring the air mattress for Rachel?
Carmen: Why? She has carpet.

Carmen: Angela I don't know why you cut the bag on the side, do you know how difficult it is to get your hands in here?
Anglea: Let me just the bag for you Miss Delicate Hands
Carmen: Thank you Miss Man Hands

Shane: You have a quote book?
Carmen: Yes
Shane: That's gay. Put that in it
Carmen: Ok.

"If I was a girl..." ~Kayla McAllister

Angela: This tastes funny. It kinda tastes like a rock.
Shane: If this is what a rock tastes like I'd eat them more often!

[To Kayla] "You can make out anytime in my bed as long as it's with me." ~Megan Hopp

"Stuey you made me gay" ~Joel Chiswell

"I've been trying to catch up on sleep so I haven't been sleeping"~Kayla McAllister

"If weed was legal I'd totally do it. It looks like fun." ~Angela Noteboom

Carmen: Oh Megan! I'm so glad we're friends!
Megan: Me too. Otherwise we would be enemies.

Angela: The coffee shop is probably open in the library
Carmen: Well it probably closes at a certain time

Angela: This guy at my church smokes chew
Carmen: Really Angela? He SMOKES chew?
Angela: ok...

Shane: I play basketball like I play girls
Kenny: Not very good?
Jared: Awkward?

Carmen: Angela how come we aren't having a dance party?
Angela: Because my email isn't working
Carmen: oh...ok...

"I would catch a hawk and I would name him Ecthelion!" ~Ryee Cline

I'm so glad I have smart friends! =)